5 SIGNS TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE DATING A SLAY QUEEN
- 5 SIGNS TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE DATING A SLAY QUEEN (For men only)
By Sangwani Chigezero Chibaka 
The slang term ‘slay queen’ is the new buzzword in today’s generation. It has become so popular nowadays such that any lady having an expensive taste which they can’t afford is depicted as a Slay Queen.
But who exactly is a Slay queen? Basically, this is a person who often stands out among a gathering with either their appearances or their outfit, the crème de la crème of the party.
In this blog I am going to share with you a few tips on how you can identify this new breed of women, just in case you come across one or you already have. Who knows, that lady you are seeing now might be a slay queen.
1. Make-up and Hair
Make up is what makes a slay queen tick; wavy eyebrows, foundation, flower clips, lipstick, concilar, bronze perfume, classy wigs, and the list goes on.
She makes sure that she keeps her makeup intact at all times, not forgetting keeping up with the trending accessories. Meet them in town you may confuse them with an international celeb.
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| Beauty comes first in the vocabulary of a Slay Queen |
2. Fashion and Trendy Clothes
If fashion was an app, the fashionapp of a slay queen would always be up to date. They will do anything to buy the latest trendy fashion, ranging from shoes and handbags to bikinis and lingerie.
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| They ensure they are up to date with the latest designs |
Looking glamorous is their top priority, high boots, mini wears, tight pants, custom dresses, you name it they have it.
3. Photos and Social Media
She is not a slay queen if she isn’t booming on social media. Slay queen and social media are bae, how else would they inform you of their lifestyle if it’s not on social media.
They will ensure they insta every gram, snap every chat and tweet every tweet. They will take photos at the mall, in their friend’s cars or when somebody buy’s them an expensive meal just to update you on their fake luxurious lifestyle.
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| Their self worth is measured by the number of likes and comments on social media |
With the coming in of HD photos, they have taken Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and Snapchat by storm.
They do all this at the fingertips of their smartphones, with which they are inseparable. They take selfies all day, with ‘swag poses’ (the trendy one in which they twist their legs to protrude their behind and hips while sticking their tongue out) after which they have to carefully select the one to upload and delete the rest.
Did I mention that these guys are professional photo editors? Of course they are, these ladies ensure their photos are well filtered before uploading them. Their self-worth is determined by the number of likes and comments they get on each upload.
4. Unique Language
Ever came across a high school student? Yes those ‘crazy rich kids’ that went to the likes of St Andrews high, Kamuzu Academy, Bishop Mackenzie and other elite schools. They speak their English with a slang right? Slay queens try to fit in by speaking that laden English as well.
Their conversation is always composed of words like ‘ooh my Gosh’ or ‘Issa friday’, yet they fail to construct sentences with proper grammar despite having so much foundation in their faces.
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| 'Beauty without brains', that's how others describe them |
Somebody once said on whatsapp ‘all these girls sound cool when typing in English, but when they send you a voice note ndi mchinji mchinji amwene!’
5. Party Monster
If you walk into a wild party you are likely to find all sorts of girls there, but identifying a slay queen at such a party is a piece of cake.
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| Party after Party is how they live |
First of all, slay queen’s love partying, so you are guaranteed that she is there. Just throw your eyes around and find that lady talking selfies like nobody’s business, they even take photos of food and drinks that they never have at home.
Yes she is broke, but surely she knows all types expensive wines and whiskeys, some of which she has never tasted.
So, taking a look at all these characteristics you shouldn’t have a problem identifying one, or at least grabbing one for yourself. Surely slay queens can make pretty good wives!
(My next blog, 5 ways to know he is a Slay King)
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